Hi. I'm Brian, and this is my abode. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home.

I'm trying my best to eliminate text, since the vast majority of web surfers aren't the kind to wade through words. If you want to know what's been going on in the life of this web page, read my news page.

Give me your comments, questions, complaints, suggestions, disputes, answers, compliments, and so forth. I can be reached 24 hours a day, 365 days a year using a sophisticated communication system I call "e-mail". Launch your messages somewhere in the general direction of abodeman@yahoo.com.

My other pages

Slowly but surely, this section grows...

• Pop Quiz
  So, you think you're smart, huh? Be the first one to correctly answer the pop quiz question, and get your name up on the Scrawl of Fame. This page will be updated immediately after I receive the correct answer, so there's no wasted time.

• Brian's Igloo of Cold Fusion
  While not exactly a major hobby of mine, I still think cold fusion is pretty cool. I'm not an expert—don't send me e-mails asking how to create your own personal power plant with a thermos bottle and a cup of water, because I don't know how—but I do think that this form of energy generation would be a great thing if actually proven and made practical.

• The Brian's Abode Mailing List
  If you're not already on the mailing list, fill out the quick and easy form to sign up. If you are on the list and want off for any reason at all, use the form to do that. The mailing list is just a bunch of people to whom I send a short e-mail whenever I update my page. No endorsements, no ads, no 50-page bulk messages. Just a quick note.

• Links
  Everyone knows what's on a links page.

• Brian's Page of Dots
  I made this page one day when I was bored to death. My reasoning was that I didn't want my page to be totally serious. Those types of pages are boring. So I made a completely useless page. If you find a use for this page, please let me know.
  If you like this sort of thing, get more at The Useless Pages.

• Brian's Abode on XOOM
  It's the same page, but a different location. Since I have eleven times as much space on XOOM, though, it may outgrow this page someday.

You have officially reached The Bottom Part of Brian's Abode. Here's where I stick all my miscellaneous stuff, some of which is interesting and some of which is not. Proceed at your own risk. Batteries not included.

First of all, a word about me and my pages.

There have been people here. You're one of them. Thanks for visiting.

If you want to contact me, pitch an e-mail off to abodeman@yahoo.com. I enjoy e-mail, and I'll probably reply. Voice your opinions, vent your anger, make your suggestions heard. If you don't like something, say so! If you really think something is cool, let me know! If you're completely impartial to the whole thing, tell me!

These pages and all content ©1998 by Brian (that's me). If you want to use one of my images for something, there's not much I can do to stop you, but as a common courtesy thing please tell me you're doing so. Thanks.

If you make a link to my page, please let me know so I can return the favor. Feel free to use my nifty little button for your link if you want to.

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This page looks best if you have Georgia, a free Microsoft font. Download Georgia from the Free Fonts section of the Microsoft Typography page. (The font smoother is pretty good too.)